I Slay Rats Essential Tee
$29.99 – $32.99
EssentialEveryday weight, everyday price.
A Pirate Is Free Essential Tee
$29.99
- Made to order. Printed after you order, in 2–5 business days.
- Estimated delivery Oct 2 – Oct 13 for US addresses, including production. Tracking on every order.
- Secure checkout. Payment is handled by Shopify — we never see your card details.
SKU 8750912_4016
Hoist the colours. A grinning skull in a red bandana, crossed bones and a battered ship's wheel under a weathered banner: "Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free." Printed full-front on a soft black tee for anyone who answers to no captain.
- Product type
- T-SHIRT
- Quality tier
- Essential — Our standard line. Mid-weight ring-spun cotton that holds a print well and survives a real laundry cycle.
- How it is made
- Rare Goblin designs the artwork and selects the blank. Printing, finishing and shipping are carried out by our production partner. We do not manufacture garments ourselves, and we would rather say so than imply otherwise.
Every item is printed after you order it. Production takes 2–5 business days, and shipping time is additional and depends on your destination. We currently ship to US addresses only.
Standard shipping is $5.99, free on orders of $75 or more. Tracking is provided on every order.
Damaged, misprinted or incorrect items are replaced free within 30 days — no return postage, and no argument. Because each item is made to order we cannot restock a correct item that simply did not fit, so please check the size guide first. Full returns policy.
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